Anonymous asked: do you have a crush on anyone?
Yes I 100% absolutely do, no I’m not going to tell you, leave me alone.
I feel super sexy tonight can someone come and appreciate it waaaah.
just going to bring this back.
You know when you just have everything in common with someone and you just want to squeeze their face.
Into your chest.
you’re a killer, booker! like it or not.
I have a friend like this and it’s the best.
100% ME ALL THE FUCKING TIME.
Arbok and Weezing officially leave Team Rocket after 280 episodes…
I accidentally laughed when a customer said they were going to a funeral today and she gave me the sharpest nastiest look and then I laughed again whoops.
"Death really cracks me up" sounds a lot less morbid when said by a Terry Pratchett fan.